Thursday, January 18, 2007

Why do you want to join the squad?

1. You loved "Cheerleader Nation" and own all the "Bring it On" movies

2. You have a volunteering addiction and need an outlet

3. You've noticed all your friends are Debbie Downers and need some positive rays of light in your life

4. You are attracted to shiny objects like pom-poms and glitter

5. You are interested in meeting other people that yell all the time

6. You enjoy being kicked, punched, scratched, elbowed and extremely soar

7. Your boyfriend/girlfriend has a thing for cheerleaders

8. You want to get back at those mean cheerleaders in high school that didn't put you on the squad all four years

9. You would like to find out how to "Save the Cheerleader. Save the World"

10. You look FIERCE! in polyester